Unfuck your brain

A response to When one acts slow, retarded, not listening or following directions, unclear mindset or exhibits uncharacteristic actions or behaviors.

While walking my dog on a leash he kept pulling away getting into mischief. I turned to him and said “Chase you better Unfuck your brain!.

Unfuck your brain

by S.Figueiredo. July 6, 2023

Pre-unfriend

To accept a friend request on social media websites by people
who's profiles are marked private or "for friends only", with
the intent of checking out their profile pics and immediately
"unfriending" them based on the gut feeling you had by seeing
their initial profile pic. This also can come about via friend
requests from long lost friends or exes.

The underlying motive is that these people who get
"Pre-unfriended" won't notice that their friend request is
missing and not rejected.

Lisa, "Diane, check out your ex-high school boyfriend trying
to friend me."
Diane, "Eek! That's Eric, totally gave me the creeps on prom
night. Pre-unfriend him and move along!"

Tony, "Man, this chick can't take a hint Scottie! I have
Pre-unfriended her 7 times and she's friend requesting
me again!"

by Whaaaaaat? February 19, 2012

moody unfiltered

Moody Unfiltered, means you tell it like it is. Let them have it!

I saw John talking to Craig, he was in his moody unfiltered mode.

by Handy Dancer February 4, 2018

birthday unfriend

To partake in a systematic unfriending of people on FaceBook on their birthdays.

Lisa: "I've got to wish these 8 people a happy birthday. But if I birthday unfriend, I only have to do 5."

by porkchchoppanzeefin November 27, 2018

down unfaithful

Originates from downbad. When there are so many girls that follow you, but you can't choose one. So you go around dating each one to not let any of them down.

I am jealous of Kevin because Kevin do be down unfaithful. He gets the shorties all the time.

by AnonyPersony August 18, 2021

the unfunny valley

the moment in which the comedy of the scene becomes so unfunny that it warps back around to being funny.

“that skit was so torturously a dud… that it made me laugh. it entered the unfunny valley…”

by shamrocksunglasses November 23, 2021

That's Mighty Unfortunate

When someone's luck is so bad that you can't find a better word to describe their inconvenience

John: Man I got imposter 5 times in a row and got caught venting on the first round every single time!
Paul: damn that's mighty unfortunate.

by ItzSpecies October 6, 2020