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Ultimate Cuponk

A game that consist of doing trickshots with a cuponk set. Players go in rotations, if the person before you makes it, you MUST perform an act stated by the scoring player before you. If the player before you keeps scoring consecuativly the acts you perform become more and more homosexual with each score.
David and Thomas were playing Ultimate Cuponk,David Scored and Thomas kissed david's butt.
by David54 July 7, 2011
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ultimate straggler

a consigie who can't find her way
look at that ultimate straggler walking aimlessly down the street
by ontherox October 13, 2011
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Ultimate Flashpan

Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.
Have you been ultimate flashpanned?
by keepaneyeonus November 14, 2011
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ultimate shotties

To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.

Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
by rogerrasheed June 6, 2015
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ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...
Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?
by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015
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ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.
OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015
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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
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