confirmed via Twitter

A term used by news bloggers to indicate that a given statement is completely untrue. Maximizes credibility
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.

Samoa: Omigosh. I just read on my favorite news blog that Canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!

by oryaknownot May 2, 2010

Twitter Slut

Someone who actively pursues all avalible vagina / penis on their timeline

She is such a twitter slut, she flirts with everyone on her timeline.

by KennzaJaye August 1, 2011

Twittergy

Formal corporate strategy for using Twitter to enhance a company's online presence.

Our Twittergy meeting with upper management solidified our syngergistic paradigm of thinking outside the box to implementize our online growth sectorization.

by author1701 March 20, 2009

Twitterberry

An App for Blackberry phones that allows you to access Twitter and update statuses from your phone.

Brianna_Ashlee "just had lunch." from Twitterberry.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 5, 2009

Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.

The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.

by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010

Twitter Texting

1-When you text someone a random message about what your doing at that moment in time. Similar to updating your status via Social Networking website.

2-When you text EVERYONE that same thing.

Twitter Texting:

1- Text: Just saw a dog. It was cute.

2- Text: Bored, listening to music, wondering what to eat.

3- Text: Posting this Text on twitter.

by Pseudonymus-Prime July 14, 2010

Twitter Tever

The Twitter equivalent to "Facebook Fever". It is the urge to check your Twitter everytime you come in contact with a computer.

Two friends are in Best Buy.

Sam: Oh look at those Macs! I wonder if I could use one to check my Twitter.

Hannah: Looks like you got Twitter Tever.

by TwitterTever December 8, 2010