toadrage

The art of hitting someone about the face with a toad.

Adam got very angry at Damon and slapped him round the chops with a wet slimy toad in an angry form whilst jumping around like a toad...thus forming toadrage

by JJ to the max March 10, 2008

Toad´s Mouth

The act of gambling by playing a game in which a naked woman lies in a ten by ten foot circle spread eagle. Men take turns throwing quarters at the woman´s vagina and if one enters and stays in the womans vagina the victorious man gets two hours with the woman to perform his sexual fantasies. But, anytime during the game the woman can seize play before there is a winner and collect all the coins that lay inside the circle to keep.

Johnny lost a whole months rent playing Toad´s Mouth as each quarter he threw was directly on target but, Margret shifted her vagina slightly to the left causing a misfire.

by Cpage July 1, 2008

Toads Place

Toads Place: A music club/bar at 300 York Street in New Haven Connecticut where they have concerts with multiple bands/artist playing there a week. There dance floor is very sticky from people spilling their beers on it though.

Mike: Hey, did you here that Hinder and My Darkest Days were just at Toads Place last night?

Dave: Yeh, It was a great show id love to see it again.

by Virtual Abyss July 22, 2011

Twinkie trade

The going rate of any new inmate, upon his arrival to prision. His exact value being "one Twinkie". Often temporarily traded from one lifer to another, for sexual favours.

"Hey, man. I need to borrow your gimp for the night. Can I pay with a Twinkie trade?"

by D. Gould January 6, 2007

car toad

A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.

We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.

by TheCarToad July 12, 2009

Djibouti Toad Hop

When a girl assumes the position, much like a toad before it leaps, the man (with a running start) thrusts his dong into her Djibouti Hole. This act is repeated until the duo reaches the other end of the room. For maximum family fun, turn around and start again!

"Oh boy! Am I beat from the rigorous Djibouti Toad Hop sesh I had last night!"

by Som_Tmith January 29, 2017

Punchin' the Toadstool

verb, slang for intercourse

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!

by PockyGT November 5, 2008