topper

A poo that is so large in the toilet it breaks the top of the water surface.

Friend: Man you were in the bathroom forever.

Me: Oh yeah man I had to take a topper.

by randomreboot26 November 17, 2011

Toppers

Abbreviation of Topshop.

Girl: Did you go into Toppers the other day babe?
Another girl: Yeah, I bought those shorts I was telling you about.

by nicola95 May 24, 2011

Torence

The act of smashing ones penis into another mans nose so violently that the nostril splits open.

I was giving little Billy his first Torence when all of a sudden his nose ripped open....right after I came...

by Mike April 9, 2003

Topper

A female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all sexual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.

My girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.

I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.

by Neon Deon February 23, 2014

Thorpe

To shit in someones dryer and/or the lint trap of said dryer.

That bastard just Thorped us!

by RustyShackelford58 September 5, 2010

Topped off

The art of diverting a peer/co-worker's attention away from you while you quickily remove your shirt, catching them off-guard when they look back. The more people you "top off", the cooler you become.

(insert name) said the copy machine was out of paper. I grabbed a stack off the shelf behind me and when I turned back around his shirt was off! I cannot believe I got "topped off" again this week!!!

by G-Magic22 April 20, 2011

Torpedoed

The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain

I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter

by Torpedoed August 31, 2014