"He turned as red as a deviled tomato worshipper"
"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"
"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"
by PROMISEDFORTUNE April 24, 2023
Get the Deviled Tomato Worshipper mug.A used tampon.
Usually a man who likes to lick or suck on used tampons can be said to be "smoking the tomato skin cigar".
by panhandle Mitch April 20, 2009
Get the tomato skin cigar mug.When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.
by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016
Get the Wet Cleveland Tomato mug.If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.
A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?
B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.
B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.
by throwaway04223 May 30, 2021
Get the Rotten Tomato's Law mug.Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.
by Tinytim84 October 14, 2022
Get the alaskan tomato plant mug.The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.
by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018
Get the Real Tomato Hours mug.The complete opposite of Strawberry Shortcake. Can refer to food that looks good but is really nasty.
by bonelesspizza January 25, 2017
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