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Tight Like A Night

The phrase 'tight like a night' was secretly developed in 1943 by exiled German scientists working on the Manhattan Project. It is used in order to convey a situation of exponential, overwhelming, and ultimate tightness.

While akin to tight like prom night, tight like a night conveys way more tightness in a personal way by allowing the user the freedom to envision their ownparagon of tightness. (which may or may not have been prom night because you have to see your grandma and have like 80 picture taken and that's not tight)

'tight like a motherfuckin night' can also be used in extreme circumstances if TLAN proves insufficient
"Hey Bro, If I ever jumped out of the 80th story of an exploding building and caught a frisbee in my mouth while having a five-way with four hot bisexual chicks on the way down and then landed safely in a huge pile of super chronic weed and winning scratch-off tickets that Snoop Dogg had put there... that'd be tight like a night"

"Speed 2 starring Sandra Bullock and the disease known as AIDS are definitely not tight like a night"
by Randy Tighterbop September 19, 2008
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double tight

A term used to describe something as being incredibly sweet or ridonkulous
employee: u want pickles wid dat?
customer: u kno it, thad be double tight!
by funKtraiN September 23, 2005
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Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.
John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.
by HRM SMK April 3, 2008
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Asian Tonight

Asian tonight means you go out find an Asian partner to have sex.
What do you want to have tonight?”
“Asian tonight please”
by Pig Tonight September 14, 2009
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nuts tight

1. an exclamation of extreme excitement when you're overcome with joy

2. an adjective used to describe something unbelievably insanely awesome

3. an adverb used to describe a feat that blows your mind and defies physics
1. (after sinking last cup in Beer Pong, or a game winning buzzer shot in basketball) Chad: "Nuts Tight!!!"
2. Pete: "Man I was at the zoo the other day and I had to peep this Red Panda that was insanely nuts tight!"
3. Pauly: "ohhh dang! Kyle's 180 barrelroll gainer was nuts tight for real!"
by TWreckz June 14, 2011
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call it for tonight

- I think we should call it for tonight
- Yeah, ok. I see you tomorrow
- Bye and thanks for this evening
by LayLa February 9, 2014
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Tucker's Tight Hole

A place used by plenty of men. Including; his friends, male cousins, strangers, male prostitutes, and even Tuckers poor dad.
Gay homosexual man: Hey, I'm a gay homosexual man

Tucker: Please have sex with my tight hole. My tucker's tight hole.
by candykay October 23, 2018
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