glossy toad

If this is your name than you’re pretty fine and you love to watch vomit porn (like a chad.) You basically get infinite bitches and everyone is horny for you. You are pretty much religious but in a sigma male way which is very funny

“Wow I wish I could be like glossy toad! He’s funny and he makes me horny as fuck!!”

by Glossy Toad November 23, 2021

Barreled Toad

The cave between your legs that receives pleasure.

When he finally touches your barreled toad.

by Ipooptoomuch November 17, 2021

Toad Screaming

He was screaming for lady gaga but now he's doing it for doja cat.

Toad Screaming is 10/10 bitch

by pseudonym3367 June 7, 2022

Foot Toad

Mario character “toad” on one single foot. WARNING FOOT TOADS ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND IF YOU SEE ONE COMING...RUN.

Oh my gosh it’s a foot toad!!
Run!!

*dies*

by Hoe3336 April 5, 2019

toad

Totally optimistic and down.

"The concert next week is supposed to be amazing, wanna go?"

"For sure! Im toad!"

by ProfessorOakland August 26, 2017

toad

its a thic cute boi

Thats a toad

by loltrollhasatoll February 9, 2023

Toad

The most annoying character in the universe

Toad: *toad sounds*
Everyone: could you please just shut up?

by Garlic bread man September 17, 2020