person in a wheel chair who runs into things all the time
or
person who always gets in fender benders while driving
or
person who always gets in fender benders while driving
Yo, did you see that car man, full of dents. That dudes a fuckin clonker tonker
man, my friend in the wheel chair is always runnin into my door jams and furniture when he comes over. Im gonna start calling him clonker tonker
man, my friend in the wheel chair is always runnin into my door jams and furniture when he comes over. Im gonna start calling him clonker tonker
by cipriano1980 March 5, 2009
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"Man thats what you call a thonk cause indiana jones couldn't find that thong lost in that fat ass!"
"Man thats what you call a thonk cause indiana jones couldn't find that thong lost in that fat ass!"
by @n0+3r p3r50n April 26, 2010
Get the Thonk mug.A sex move involving a girl being placed in a sex swing and being penetrated in her ass by a man he then cums inside, he then lays down under her and the cum is then dumped on his chest when she rocks forward letting it out.
by thismakesJimmysogay January 13, 2014
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"Man thats what you call a thonk cause indiana jones couldn't find that thong lost in that fat ass!"
"Man thats what you call a thonk cause indiana jones couldn't find that thong lost in that fat ass!"
by @n0+h3r p350n April 26, 2010
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I had a tonka truck stop by.
What?
A fat bitch i didnt pay.
Like a prostitute?
Kinda
I had a tonka truck stop by.
What?
A fat bitch i didnt pay.
Like a prostitute?
Kinda
by Clorox the Bleach November 10, 2017
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A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
(the term "gay" or "homosexual" can be used to describe both males and females but "tonker" is strictly male)
A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
(the term "gay" or "homosexual" can be used to describe both males and females but "tonker" is strictly male)
"As the election nears, the debate over tonker and lesbian marriage is a popular issue."
"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"
"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"
by smoothsailing August 29, 2012
Get the tonker mug.When a girl takes a boy back to her room after a night out but he leaves in the morning with nothing more than a high-five to the shaft or his fingers smelling slightly of salmon.
Jim: So tell me about that bird last night then!
Roger: nothing to tell mate, she fuckin tonksed me
Jim: ahh no man, no1 likes to hear that
Gabrielle: Hey chick! how was last night then hehe ;)
Helen: oh you're gonna love this, i totally tonksed him!
Gabrielle: you bitch! *punches helen in the nose*
Roger: nothing to tell mate, she fuckin tonksed me
Jim: ahh no man, no1 likes to hear that
Gabrielle: Hey chick! how was last night then hehe ;)
Helen: oh you're gonna love this, i totally tonksed him!
Gabrielle: you bitch! *punches helen in the nose*
by fatman123456789 January 24, 2010
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