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time trauma

A term describing a distant trauma that causes a person to have significant problems managing time.
I have no recollection whatsoever of the specific time trauma that occurred but I do know it has repeatedly caused me to go down time rabbit holes that prevent me from getting anywhere on time!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2020
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Apex Time

It’s a time Between 11:00pm to 3:00 am were you and your friends play this amazing new battle royal game named “apex legends”, apex time is a nature call for pro apex gamers that it’s grind time!!!
Guy1:hey why are you still awake do you know what time it is?!
Guy2: umm 11:00pm?
Guy:no it’s APEX TIME!!!!
by Gangbanger🍆🍆 March 1, 2019
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Monkey Time

Expression referring to the desperate attempt to get the bartender's attention. Appropriate to use when the bar is crowded. Originates from North-East Iceland.
"Wow, look at all those people at the bar, I don't fancy joining that monkey time".
by IcelandBoy August 25, 2017
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Naked Time

The time when you gotta shower after practice but you have a great time.
Derek: Hey Henry you know what a short practice means?
Henry: What?
Derek: EXTRA LONG NAKED TIME
by yahboyisnice October 4, 2015
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abdully time

When you're about to go absolutely insane in a sport, game, test, or anything in that matter. You absolutely must let everyone in your surroundings be aware that you are about to, by shouting "IT'S ABDULLY TIME". However, this power does have its weaknesses, as you must pull off something amazing as you have stated that it is indeed abdully time. If you don't you will look like an idiot and be ridiculed for the remaining time you have on this planet.
General Clark: "Shit! We're surrounded! Drop your weapons and surrender lads, this one's over."

Private Johnson: "Not yet, sir. Not until I have pulled this one off. IT'S ABDULLY TIME"
by derpherpderpherp January 15, 2019
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Timed Release

Intentionally holding back the release of one's flatulence or a defecation or combination of both for just the right time, opportunity or place to purge ass gas and/or squeeze off a nice dump .
Example 1: Carl was giving his presentation on July's sales figures when he realized that the off tasting fish tacos he had for lunch was building up a gas bubble. He managed a timed release and hustled out of the conference room with a case of the walking farts right after he finished presenting.
Example 2: Stan's Monday morning wine shits were the worst. The smell could peel paint off the wall. He was tired of his boss riding his ass about his performance so he planned a perfect timed release and just before his boss showed up, he dropped a mop bucket dump in the executive wash room. He later overheard his boss talking about it and how he was unable to breath when he went into the restroom.
by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015
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Nig Time

Arriving late to a scheduled event at least twice as long as original promised time.
Hey man what time you coming over?
Uh in 30 minutes!
.... an hour later
damn this fool must be runnin on nig time
by bruddaman February 23, 2011
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