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Zip Tie (ing)

Using a zip tie, and tying a friends personal items to a hilarious object, and or item. Most appropriate with shoes, bags, etc.
Hey J! Why don't we zip tie D's backpack to the steering wheel of A's car?

Zip Tie (ing) is so fun, especially when it's in bathrooms.
by JUDDYJUDJUD February 22, 2012
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tie your shoes

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.
You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall
by cyanide_sun1660 October 8, 2023
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Rook F Tie/B Tie

When two rooks cancel each other out parallel to each other.
Wow David really fell for the good ol Rook F Tie/B Tie move!
by Chessgrandwizard07 November 6, 2023
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Blue tie optional

A manner of dress defined by:
1. No blue articles of clothing
2. Bright colors
3. Each article of clothing being a different color
4. Underwear being worn on top of other clothing
Please come to the masquerade at my manor a fortnight from today. The dress code is blue tie optional.
by BlueTieOptional December 26, 2023
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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
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Short tie

noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"

"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
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tie me up

A proclamation of pure elation. To be so enthused about literally anything.
"I saw a dog today!"
"TIE ME UP!"
by MrProMax January 24, 2024
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