Ticketmaster

evil megalomaniac corporation that charges ridiculous service charges on already overpriced tickets.

$11.00 service charge? what the hell?

by v1cious May 14, 2004

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by muffler November 9, 2008

sellin tickets

When someone tells you they will do something, but end up not doing it. Also known as "front row tickets" or "front row boys."

"Did Julie ever come through last night?"
"No, she was sellin tickets"

"You promise you're gonna come with me tomorrow?"
"Yea, for sure."
"Alright, don't be sellin me no tickets."

by Nic1708 October 27, 2007

Thicket of Pubes

Plethora of hair in pubical region, thus improving pheremoniums to attract female of hobo species. Term Origin: Craig Ferguson pubes thicket

My thicket of pubes is certainly becoming unruly.

by SecretNakedHobo August 31, 2010

Ticklett

The act of gently finger grazing whilst fondling the gonads.

It was uncomfortable when the doctor gave me a ticklett while doing my prostate exam.

by mcconec October 12, 2018

Dick Thicket

A "Dick Thicket" is hair found in the frontal genital area of a man's crotchal region.

After a nice trim, Jimmy used a comb to "fluff" his pubes into a neat and pillowy dick thicket

by Mastasy22 February 22, 2011

turn-ticker

A mechanical device used in a car to signal to other motorists what direction you will take when changing lanes or turning. Commonly known as a"turn signal".

Fritz was driving down the road and was going to turn right onto the next street so he flipped his right turn-ticker on.

by tblsetters September 25, 2013