bate coach

A person giving masturbating(bating) instructions to another person.

Your bate coach gave you an awesome orgasm last night.

by Bator69 December 1, 2024

Coach

A coach is the person who gets SOME of the credit when everything goes well -and- ALL of the blame when anything goes wrong.

“Man…that team totally sucks; who’s their coach”?

by chuckjav76 July 9, 2023

coach snelick

grimy little bitch man who thinks he can still act like a teenager. small dick big ego having ass man. (vape smasher” loves to fuck the hell out of his bony wife. hates feminine men. will destroy any hair ties on the wrist of mankind. (probably starves wife as a kink)

eyan eason: “coach snelick has a fat ass!!”

drew thornton: “bro i know look at that fatty”

by penis…..head May 14, 2022

coach appreciation

coach appreciation day is a day where you post/tell your coach for whatever sport how much they appreciate you or how they have shaped you

(person 1) Hey Coach! I appreciate you and all you’ve done for me
(person 2) Aww thank you, but why out of nowhere?
(person 1) It’s coach appreciation day!

by Poophole454 June 29, 2024

halo coach

A halo coach is someone who speaks like a robot, gives you advice on the simplest of tasks repeatedly in Halo games, to the point of losing your fucking mind. See "asshat" or "motherfucker" for more information.

"I am your Halo coach...listen to me and I help you win. You jackass."

by RunningWolf January 17, 2015

Coach Baker's LOL

Coach Nick Baker commonly uses LOL in his text messages. Most may believe that it would mean "laughing out loud" or "lots of love" but it is starting to become clear that he is sending the team a hidden meaning. That secret meaning is "lots of losses" as he points out the teams inability to hit a baseball and to not get walked off every other game.

Coach Baker's LOL: If you saw the team we played today you would understand lol.

by qwerty98712 May 12, 2022

Coach roach

A flight attendant that only works coach class cabin of the airplane. This is a person that won’t be caught dead in first-class or business. They think the people are too hoity toity for their taste.

Why doesn’t Becky ever work first class?

That’s because she’s a coach roach.

by Gert Barr April 20, 2021