WHO SHIT THE FLOOR? 

WHO SHIT THE FLOOR means that people are making a big deal out of something or that some person or situation is blown out of proportion. WHO SHIT THE FLOOR is a saying that comes from a famous story that spread throughout locations and generations. This saying is taken from the true story of a man walking into a home where there was shit on the floor. He then proceeded to yell, "WHO SHIT THE FLOOR?". This joke then spread around the East Coast and all of the United states to have a variety of comedy and exaggerated meanings. It can be utilized to immediately change the tone of the conversation and atmosphere.

*walks into a room where people are arguing with no previous knowledge* Carl asked suddenly, " Well, who shit the floor?" The group he walked in with laughed and this changed the demeanor of the room.

WHO SHIT THE FLOOR? by RealTalk81 November 2, 2020

The fucking shit 

You're the best of the best

Wow dude you're the fucking shit.

The fucking shit by Krisssy May 1, 2016

shit the dick 

"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.

I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.

shit the dick by b1akemore July 27, 2011

shit the fuck up

When yo u shit SO hard it goes the opposite direction

1:I had the massive craps yesterday. I almost shit the fuck up!

2:Dude....thats nasty as fuck.

shit the fuck up by SeAnANAnA June 10, 2018

oh shit the pizza 

this is usually said when one is a moron and forgets the pizza is in the OVEN !

guy 1 : HEY WHATS BURNING?
guy 2: OH SHIT THE PIZZA!

oh shit the pizza by MRSANDPERSON May 18, 2010

Shit the bed 

When something goes horribly wrong, or mechanically or electronically dies.

"I hate my Samsung. I only had it a week before it shit the bed. I'm getting an iPhone."
When seeing the blue screen of death on your laptop: "Fuck! My computer just shit the bed!"
The lawnmower sputters to a stop in the middle of the yard. "There she goes--damn lawnmower just shit the bed.
After a disastrous first date: "Billy cooked for that hot girl on their first date. Talk about shitting the bed.

Shit the bed by Ms. Awful May 21, 2015

Shit the Bed 

The 2016-2017 Minnesota Vikings, who started out 5-0 and ended 8-8.

The Minnesota Vikigs really shit the bed this year.

Shit the Bed by Lazarbeam's bot January 2, 2017