Texas Tomato

Analingus performed on a rectum smothered with Texas or Tex-Mex style hot sauce.

Honey, grab the hot sauce, drop your pants, it's time for a Texas Tomato.

by TexasTomatoFarmer August 1, 2010

Texas

Awesome state with cool places to visit such as Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, San Antonio, Austin, Corpus Christi, and others. Known for big things, cattle, football, cowboys, and patriotism.

Texas is an awesome state to visit

by BlackCadillac May 16, 2010

Texas Rangers

THE 2010 AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A-roid strikes out looking, the Texas Rangers are going to their 1st World Series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pseudonym_323 October 23, 2010

China Spring, Texas

A small community suburb of Waco, Texas. Full of mostly middle-class and rich families, with a large population of farmers and rednecks as well. The high school is a 3A high school with a very good history in both athletics and academics, although most of the students are stuck up jerks. But overall it's a nice school district. There is a limited selection of restaurants and stores, but some special ones such as Griff's and Shipley Donuts stand out. The people are generally very friendly and it is a very fast growing and one of the more popular destinations to live in Central Texas. Home of Ted Nugent and drag racing legend Billy Meyer.

Ted Nugent lives on a ranch near China Spring, Texas.

by SquishyBearSRS January 25, 2011

Textadextrous

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

by J.D.B. November 10, 2008

Textarded

Retarded texter. Basically this could be any person who sends blank or incomplete texts or people who are completely slow at texting and also includes the severely textarded who won't even try or receive a text and don't even know what it is.

Bobby takes 4 hours sometimes to respond to a text. Sometimes he just sends me part of the text other times a text with nothing at all. He is so textarded!

by HAPPER November 2, 2008

Texas Face

Brady/Pinhead Larry lookin face

Person1: Did you se that kids face?
Person2: Yeah he had a weird ass texas face.

by Jerry Hambone December 29, 2016