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gym teacher 

an over-aged woman who thinks she controls the world.
"my gym teacher gave us an ESSAY as a 3rd quarter challenge."

"OMG what an asshole!"

clown teacher 

A person who feels the need to instruct others how to perform better at something, despite lacking the background to do so or the ability to translate their knowledge effectively so people actually learn something. A clown teacher is often unaware of how much they are unappreciated and/or disliked.
Mark: "Mr. Gobs failed me again. I pay attention in class but I guess he's not teaching us well enough."

Ryan: "Don't worry about him man. He's a clown teacher. Nobody learns anything from him."
clown teacher by KevinElevin March 12, 2008

Dino teacher 

She is such a crusty Dino teacher
Dino teacher by Benthine November 7, 2018

Pe teacher

Was in the military
"ur gay give me 5 push ups pansie"-Pe Teacher
Pe teacher by Baddie666 December 11, 2019

Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome 

The more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.
English Teacher: Class, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
Class: Fuck! She's got Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome

gym teacher 

middle-aged man who was a star athlete at your school approximately 15 or 20 years ago and never got over their glory days
Our gym teacher made us genuflect the banner that celebrated his school record of points scored in a single game in 1987

Our gym teacher was voted most athletic in the senior superlatives, class of '68
gym teacher by anticookie908 October 6, 2008