Tactical Wank

Masturbating just before sex to make sure you last as long as possible.

I was almost jizzin in my pants when she was grindin on me in club, so I had to have a quick tactical wank in the toilet before I nailed her.

by I P4P4MURF I March 1, 2011

bitch boy tactics

Is when someone uses cheap tactics or strategy in a game.

Don't be using them bitch boy tactics Steve.

by Daniel Martinez May 6, 2008

Tasting the rainbow

Eating out one girl of each race.

John ate out Keisha, Hot Legs, Sandy, Ling Ling, and Maria - John is tasting the rainbow.

by 'Bow Taster October 29, 2010

Scandinavian Testicle Grab

The process whereby someone is has you cornered, e.g.. in a head lock, and you put your hands on their testicles and squeeze and twist, instantly releasing yourself! Not to be mixed up with the Swedish Testicle Grapple which is a sex move from the same region.

'Some guy tried to beat me up the other day but i gave him the Scandinavian Testicle Grab and he just broke down'

by whalley1234 January 7, 2009

final fantasy tactics

Probably the best tactical RPG for the Playstation.

Retard-"Drrrrr, what game is that you're playing?"
Me-"It's Final Fantasy Tactics, you retard"

by Emennius January 10, 2004

cock tasting

(n) the period of time in a woman's life where she feels the need to totally slut it up. She never actually decides to settle down with a cock- she just tastes a wide variety much like one tastes free samples at Costco.

Almost all women go through a period of cock tasting, and it's most common in females aged 18-24. If you are with a girl who claims to have not engaged in cock tasting, you should beware that it's likely coming soon.

1. "Why did you and Sally breakup?"

"Basically, she decided she wasn't finished with cock tasting."

2. "Dude, I don't understand why Emily is such a shameless whore."

"Well she's 20 and going through cock tasting. What did you expect?"

by Hank Bennet March 15, 2010

tactical chunder

This is a chunder or puke which is invoked voluntarily through the use of a physical or physchological trigger such as shoving fingers down throat/drinking salty water or imagining eating slugs/watching your grandparents have kinky sex. The tactical chunder is widely regarded as an essential whitey management skill which can, in the right hands, prove to be the turning point for a particularly brutal session.

Those skilled enough to manage this procedure are likely to be well versed in advanced whitey management. However, for the beginner, basic post-tactical chunder guidelines should include: removal of excess sheen; consumption of fresh air, water and possibly even some solids; laying off the bong for at least 15 minutes.

Viewed as repulsive and sacrilegious by many, a voluntary tactical chunder is a far better alternative to the onset of a full-blown whitey and its associated perils. However, for those who have seen the light (and are capable of pre-whitey self-diagnosis), employment of the tactical chunder will continue to bring significant rewards.

Despite feeling a bit queasy, I took the mixed bong from Robbie and sucked it to death. Immediately, I could feel the beginnings of a potentially lethal whitey - light-headedness, churning stomach and full-body sheen. I made a swift dash to the toilet and performed a tactical chunder.

by Alastair November 17, 2003