mushroom tap

the act of tapping the head of your penis on a girls head during oral sex.

Lat night, when I was getting head, I mushroom tapped that chick.

by dom s December 24, 2007

The Tap Game

A very simple, yet amazingly fun game in which you, and bunch of your buddies open up a high school yearbook, and in a circular-fashion, each selects a girl in the book, and asks himself the question, "Would you tap that?" The person then reveals to the group if he would have sexual intercourse with that girl. Play passes to the left. Disagreements over particular "chicks" often lead to discussion and debate, which further adds to the entertainment.

Johnny- Let's see, Betty Sue...she has amazing tits so yeah, I would tap that.

Billy- Yeah, but Betty Sue is as ugly as shit. Mary Ann, on the other hand, is fucking gorgeous. I would most certainly tap that.

Vladimir- Isn't the tap game amazing?

by WhoamIdontknow August 2, 2008

Keep it on tap

Keep up the good work. Keep doing what you are doing.

"Keep it on tap, Dubs." "You know it, Lyle."

by NihLyle November 11, 2009

Tap water

When someone or something is lame as hell

For example:

yo that party was so tap water.

Dude connor is super tap water.

by Kozic May 11, 2016

no-tap zone

An area containing a high concentration of females uninterested in being penetrated by men, such as a lesbian bar.

Dude 1: Hey man, that joint's packed with pussy!
Dude 2: Don't even think about it dude, that's a dyke bar. Total no-tap zone.

by ffnz July 5, 2010

lap tap

When you are getting a lap dance and she accidently ball taps you.

It was all great until she lap tapped me.

by GuyInALotOfPain December 11, 2010

Tap Water

Turns the freaking frogs gay.

Guy 1: Did you drink that tap water yesterday?

Guy 2: Yeah, I did. Now I like guys.

by minahil82 August 24, 2019