Tanner Howe

Lead singer for Dallas band, Disco Curtis. Also Edward Cullen's twin.

omg, Tanner Howe looks so much like Edward Cullen.

by sdgdfhjsdgjs November 4, 2009

Tanerum

act of ejaculating into one’s drink.

Hahahaha! I just tanerumed into that chick’s drink over there!

by harrium and plester March 12, 2005

tanked up can hole

when your ass is on fire, after the screamin mimi's & all you have is cheap ass wipe, to clean up the mess.

"can you pass the vasoline, I got a tanked up can hole!"

by C Dub & C Luv March 17, 2008

Tanner

A boy who just knows how to be there. He can be a little sad at times, but will change his mood to help others. You can trust in him and love him with all your heart. And he shows it back. He is an amazing person with a great heart. He is the guy you can call with all your problems and will listen. He can be your wing man, or the perfect partner. He is the guy who will come to you or call you no madder what he is doing! It could be 2 A.M and he would still be there. He is the greatest boyfriend a girl could ever ask for.

"Dude that that guy is awesome!"
"Duh it's tanner dude!"

by BbchloeXOXO June 14, 2018

taner

the most annoying imutature kid out there

oh ew that’s taner

by mango sause January 19, 2020

Tankra

Confusion, misunderstanding
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by Zaacaria June 15, 2020

Tander

Someone who did something wrong by accident; or rather, someone who had good intentions but ended up messing up terribly. This word is derived from Henry Tandey; a British soldier who, during the first world war, stumbled upon a German soldier, wounded and helpless. Tandey simply could not bring himself to just shoot this wounded man in cold blood, and so he refused to shoot him, thinking it was an act of kindness, thus sparing the life of 29 year-old lance corporal Adolf Hitler. In summary; had Henry just shot Hitler, he'd probably had just saved over six million lives, plus the 11 million that would die as a result of the second world war (That was nearly 1% of the world's population at the time).

Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.

Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.

Tashira: Why is this town so divided? I wish everyone would stop fighting and hating each-other!
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic March 5, 2022