Taint 

't aint quite your arse and 't aint quite your bollocks it that bit in between

Pass me that cactus.... i have an itchy taint

Taint by Stuart_The_man_you_love_to_hate November 14, 2003

taint gruff 

The dull gray collection of hair, sweat, fecal matter found on the fleshy area between ones ballsack and anus, this area is also referred to as the taint, chode, grundle and gooch.

1.Hey you, Fag Boy, go eat some taint gurff!
2.I keep a collection of my taint gruff in a mason jar.

taint gruff by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003

taint 

the perineum, the space between the anus and the genitals

Time: "Can Obama Escape the Taint of Blagojevich?"

Me: Oh, that is so wrong.

taint by kyrtap13 December 19, 2008

taint 

taint the sweet, spicy, sometimes saggy skin between your genitals and rectum.

Helga had a chunk of cancer removed from her foot and they used her hairy taint to patch it up.

taint by greenpoop December 20, 2006

taint 

a stupid word for the ignorant to refer to the area between the genetials and the anus. Just because you put a mildly slang or "street" sounding word on something, does not make it cool, hip, street or gangsta.

my taint is itchin for some lickin

taint by tired of B.S. wanna-be's October 5, 2006

taint 

the area betwixt one's genitalia and one's rectum.

So called because: It taint the pussy and taint the ass!

She was so vain that she insisted on keeping her taint well-buffed and moisturized.

taint by Happy F. Birthday Fairy October 5, 2006

taint 

technically the Perineum, it's the area between the balls and the asshole.

'taint balls, 'taint anus.

taint by Goober43215 January 21, 2009