Noun-
A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
by moyce April 19, 2018
Get the Table predatormug. A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.
by D8431 August 23, 2016
Get the Table-Bendermug. DROP TABLE (
SELECT table_name
FROM information_schema.`TABLES`
WHERE table_schema = 'myDatabase' AND table_name LIKE BINARY 'del%');
SELECT table_name
FROM information_schema.`TABLES`
WHERE table_schema = 'myDatabase' AND table_name LIKE BINARY 'del%');
by Fritzwastaken September 3, 2022
Get the Bobby Tablesmug. by pd_fi January 11, 2021
Get the table smackmug. by LANAMOOPMEEP October 14, 2023
Get the Table saltmug. The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.
Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019
Get the touch the tablemug. When someone confronts you about breaking a table or flipping on in a sign of anger. Or you just only like one type of table.
Man you only like oak tables, thats pretty Table Racist.
Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!
Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!
by •River Bridge• May 10, 2018
Get the Table Racismmug.