Tosh.0

An act of shoving large fruits up the anus

Im going to Tosh.0 this watermelon later.

by Dorrenthedropbear February 19, 2012

toss the caber

a scottish sport where you throw a huge log as far as possible ... BUT secretly itz also a term that referz to a wank

Dave: "Why wasn't you at the party last night Steve?"
Steve: "Oh, I decided to give it a miss + toss the caber."

by Safecracker G May 2, 2005

tosseratti

a collection of (usually) snobbish tossers.

"The tories are a collection of public schoolboys and assorted tosseratti."
"Don't go in there, it's wall to wall tosseratti!"

by nzonzo January 20, 2009

tostig

A fat, hairy, ugly son of a bitch.

Guy 1: Did you see the back-shag on that dude?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total tostig.

by Verbiphile March 18, 2009

Toshturbate

The act of masturbating while watching Tosh.o

Last night i was able to Toshturbate through the whole episode! (the puke was great)

by i-got-pancake-mix July 25, 2010

toss in

when you have to pay to participate because someone else is providing what they paid for.

i.e. if someone brings weed or booze to a party but will share only the amount someone paid for, or decided to 'toss in'

by ellah17 April 13, 2011

Twelve ounce stroll aka: toss

A leisurely walk usually with your dog while drinking a beer. Longer walks my require a 24 or 36 ounce stroll

After a stressful day at work, there is no better way to unwind then by taking a Twelve ounce stroll aka: toss

by bcrash October 26, 2011