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The Tomato Soup Kitchen

This requires a minimum of 3 male contents, a female whom must be on her period (whom shall choose what part of her body minus the vagina).

The Male contents jerk off and cum onto the females choosen body , first to cum will be the winner while last to cum will be the loser and will be forced to lick or suck all the cum up and proceed to spit it into the females vagina. The winner will proceed to stir the cum with the blood to achieve a red creamy mixture. The winner will use a spoon and server it to the loser who must state "May I have some more please" between each serving until done.
This party is pretty lame, let's get the guys and Helen together for The Tomato Soup Kitchen.
by MEATSLEEVESTEVE August 2, 2022
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Rotten Tomato's Law

If there is an overwhelming score rating discrepancy between the movie critics and the audience, the audience score is more trustworthy.
A: Bro did you see that overwhelmingly positive score for that movie Cuties?

B: But we hated it so much and the most folks hate it too!
A: Rotten tomato's law bro.
by throwaway04223 May 30, 2021
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alaskan tomato plant

Slang word for Marijuana and/or a Marijuana plant
Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.
by Tinytim84 October 14, 2022
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max di tomato

a man that is italian with di as their middle name
Man: “ayy its max di tomato!”
Italian: “SHUT UP””
by maxditomato123 May 12, 2022
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tomato skin cigar

Usually a man who likes to lick or suck on used tampons can be said to be "smoking the tomato skin cigar".
by panhandle Mitch April 20, 2009
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Deviled Tomato Worshipper

A phrase used when talking about blushing/turning red.

(There is no deviled tomato god to clarify)
"He turned as red as a deviled tomato worshipper"

"He became a deviled tomato worshipper after they kissed him!"
by PROMISEDFORTUNE April 24, 2023
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Tomato Tall Pie

The complete opposite of Strawberry Shortcake. Can refer to food that looks good but is really nasty.
by bonelesspizza January 25, 2017
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