Toby Keith

Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.

Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit

by Negro Sandia August 28, 2005

"frozen tobogan"

The act of (male or female) defecating, freezing the defecation, and using the frozen fecal matter to make love to someone's hole.

I totally gave Marcy a "frozen tobogan" with some leftover shit I had in the freezer.

by rose kent August 11, 2007

toby

"I've never met a 'Toby' that I didn't like. Toby's are always cool, smart, and really really hot.
Female Toby's are particularly hot. Everyone like them and they are the girls on pedestals to be admired.

"Wow, look at her. She's some kind of Toby."

by Sam Messenger January 19, 2008

tobacco road

Refers to the state of North Carolina which is the best college basketball state of all time and has powerhouses of Duke, UNC, NC State and Wake Forest

Ain't no team better than teams on Tobacco Road

by Nick April 3, 2005

Rotten Toblerone

Sexual maneuver in which you go home, jack off in a container and save it. The next morning warm it up, pour it on your dick and jack off with it. Then save all of that cum in a container. The next morning shit in a rag, pour the cum on it, and roll it around your dick and masturbate. It will trick your mind into thinking you are having anal and will make you cum harder and longer.

Gary: You ever try the Rotten Toblerone?
Patrick: Ya I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.

by trollagorn April 12, 2012

tobey maguire

That mothafucka from Spider-Man

Tobey Maguire literally has no other significant contributions other than Spider-Man.

by That boi Marti August 21, 2016

Toby The Nigg

meaning, the ghost in paranomal activity.

damn why can't we see Toby in the dark?
because he's Toby the Nigg
where did Toby go?

he's right behind you but you can't see him cos hes a nigg bro.

by Annie BooBoo October 26, 2011