Pencil

A long shaft good for sticking in your ass. (Irish Slang)

I like sticking pencils in me ass.

by Pencil Expert September 22, 2022

Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.

Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023

pencil wedje

when you are in class but you want to masturbate, so you stick your pencil up your pussy.

"I was so bored in class that I gave myself a pencil wedje"

by q-ballpopopopo June 11, 2018

pencil me in

Add me to your calendar with a soft maybe.

Means that you make plans to chizillax wit me but that shiz aint fo sho.

Implies flexibility of plans.

This comes from a time when calendars were a written thing - you could schedule it in pen meaning you cant change it, cast it in stone meaning 100% its on, or be wishy washy and pencil it in so you could erase and change it if need be.

can be used as n expression of flexibility:

Tom: Want to smoke a blunt with me Saturday night?

Dick: I’ll be home after work

Tom: pencil me in for seven.

Dick FO SHO, U gonna SMD?

Tom: Nah

Pencil me in for 7 o’clock I may be a little bit late

by NYCGAY March 5, 2022

Street Pencil

"Street Pencil", a cheap pencil sold in large volume for little money often used as a giveaway promotional item for advertising a business or cause.

If you want to properly shade a picture you will not be able to use that street pencil.

by Fred Robberts February 10, 2024

Pass the Pencil

A game where two or more players each take turns drawing something on a blank paper while a timer (set accordingly to the number of players) ticks. Once the timer goes off you pass the pencil to your homie on the right. This process is completed once the page is full AND everyone’s out of ideas.

Hey man I’m bored asf, tryna get a game in of pass the pencil?

Passing the pencil rn, can’t talk.

I fucking love pass the pencil.

by Artist salad muncher May 26, 2022

pencil

a wooden stick with poison to stab people in the eye with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Dear teachers, this is a perfect weapon for u to use against those students you hate...
Good luck starting the purge of pencils

by ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ) March 5, 2019