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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
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french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 19, 2013
mugGet the french parking ticketmug.

steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56
hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor
by anonymous September 15, 2020
mugGet the steamer's ticketmug.

Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.
I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.
by anonymous September 2, 2025
mugGet the Ticket pullermug.

Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.
don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro
by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025
mugGet the Punch Your Ticketmug.

free ticket booth

To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
by SMSgt P January 4, 2019
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Ticket

A single female joining a single male for the sole purpose of attending a couples only swingers event.
Man talking to host/door person: This is Rachel, she is my ticket...
by KittenMom June 3, 2017
mugGet the Ticketmug.

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