Bed-Sap

The mixture of a girls vaginal discharge and anal butter, blended up by the pounding of a males penis, as it leaked onto the bed like sap from a tree

"Charmaine let the bed-sap drip out of you onto my leg"

by Sam The Dragon Slayer July 28, 2017

Singular bed

A bed made for 1 person that means you ain't getting no pussy.

"Yo Bill, you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah man, I got a singular bed."

by Dank_Boi69 October 27, 2018

bed balloon

latex balloon used in small parties for consenting adults, usually of just two people. a condom.

hold your horses, dear, I've just got to get the bed balloon on.

by narikin August 17, 2008

bed tennis

tossing around your balls with the tongue in bed

Can we play bed tennis tonight?

by genius677 September 5, 2015

Bed game

Bed game is term used when describing someone having sex. Typically comes in a conversation when talking about a game.

John: Were Bob and Mary at the football game last night?

Henri: No. They were playing the "bed game"

by Cork man69 September 17, 2017

Bed Relish

semen, cum, jizz, spunk....

"That dream i had last night about your mum was amazing...i woke up covered in bed relish!"

by JazzyJamie February 7, 2009

Yelly bed

Refers to the yellow stains on your newly purchased Dr Martin steel toe caps.

"oh bugger, me Docs are yelly bedded up to the max already"

by kezuke June 18, 2007