Texting Vibrator

When in the middle of a group text, and messages are constantly coming in. This leads to your phone constantly vibrating. The phone is then shoved up the user's anus, or simply used to better experience masturbation.

Bob: Woah dude, you wont believe this!
You: Believe what?
Bob: I shoved my Texting Vibrator up my asshole. It felt great!
You: OH MY GOD! THAT IS AWESOME!

by FATASSFUCK December 16, 2014

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texting stupneck

Someone u text hey to however they ignore it for the whole damn day yet say hi to you out of nowhere in person

I texted Maddie a while ago but she just walked up to me and said hey 5 hours later.

Person2- dude what a texting stupneck

by 421 b May 7, 2015

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Tasting the Season

to smoke weed on 4/20

"Happy 4/20"
"I'm tasting the season, you could say."

by iamamazingandbetterthanyou April 24, 2017

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Testin

To test.

Quit testin me.

by Inferno Thor May 15, 2018

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Texting Out Loud

When you text something out loud, so you can better understand & read the thoughts that you are typing.

I started texting out loud, so I can better understand the thoughts I’m typing.

by Intuitive ACE January 7, 2020

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Texting dysplasia

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone

Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away

by MasterchefUSA January 22, 2022

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