taffy

an overly obese man/woman who sits at home 24/7, lathers in his/her self pity and tries to bring others down to his/her level. wheres the same jogging suit everywhere he/she goes.

hey, check out that dude. what a taffy!

by frank February 15, 2004

Taffing

The act of making a noise by hitting your abdominal muscles with your penis. For best results, one needs 1) to lie down and 2) to have a semi
Flaccid or erect penises do not work so well as the former is too soft to make a loud enough noise and the latter is less mobile.
A group of 'taffers' may be able to create beats as each taffer will usually create a noise with a slightly different pitch to that of his fellow taffers.

Mike: One knock means start taffing, two means stop
*knock*
*taf taf taf*

by TafMeister August 17, 2010

Taffy

an unusually plump man/woman with some of them big taties
this is a word that tarts use to make fun of big peeps

whys the ground shaking, oh it s a taffy running in the new york marathon

by Double JJ February 15, 2004

tafty

fake tattoos so that people can feel cool without having to actually get tatted up

friend 1: "look at my sick new ink that i got!"
friend 2: "that tattoo is so cool...too bad it's just a tafty"

by silentxbeauty February 22, 2015

tafl

A not-so-common internet acronym that is becoming popular amongst some teens, it stands for "tears apart from laughter."

Bob: "omg, that was so funny"
Steve: "seriously, tafl"

by Hattey September 13, 2008

taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003

taft

to be on the bad end of a deal
to have unfortunate circumstances excised on you

Katie got tafted when Scott tea-bagged as he slept in the fort.

by Sucks December 7, 2006