Shlong

Short and long depending on variables.

My cat has a shlong dick!

by TheManHymnself March 21, 2019

shlong

penis

jackson came on my shlong

by chxikwn May 8, 2019

shlong

A long skinny DICKKK

ayyy look that boy has a shlong

by bukdfkguvdkubvls May 31, 2019

Shlong

so its pretty much slang for DICK. its a 12 year old greatest word in his vocabulary.

"With a swift slap from my shlong my foe was cast to the sjhadoe relm"

by biggesty dinklelberrie June 29, 2019

Shlong

A kids way of saying “penis.”

Woah Sheniqua! Look at the shlong on that guy

by Alexis Texas yee yee July 11, 2019

shlong

when you yeet something far away

shlong me that water bottle

by yanren April 1, 2019

Shlong

The term used the define the Coleoid cephalopods (Also known as the penis).

“Damn, I heard that guy had a large shlong.”

by Meetud April 19, 2019