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seattle

A city in the Pacific Northwest with pleasant weather (not in winter though), a picturesque skyline, and lots of outdoor activities. A good place to visit on a vacation, but can get really boring to live in unless you enjoy the outdoors, in which case its great!

Some of its most famous "land marks" though, are not that interesting. How many times can you go to the space needle? Its just a big tower, and not even the tallest in Seattle. The Pike Place market is underwhelming as well, especially now that there's always some idiot in a car trying to honk their way through the crowds.

There are plenty of other interesting sights that one could visit. The MOHAI museum is nice, along with the wetland park nearby. Don't go to the U-District, its crappy and trendy, instead go to Fremont or Ballard, they have real character.
"Seattle is so boring and there's nothing to do"

"Thats because either you live in greater Seattle or Shoreline, which ARE boring, or you just don't get out"
by quacklesplork April 3, 2008
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satti sahota

someone who loves dick and ass together without the white stuf ;)
take a dick take an ass, and there you have a satti sahota
by rai, darcy March 25, 2009
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scatti

The act of splitting/stretching/spreading two items. Usually applies to legs, but may also be used for other things - eg, opening an umbrella, spreading apart ass cheeks, doing the splits, etc.
May also mean 'torn', 'split' or 'ripped'.
Ok, madam, scatti your legs so I can take a pap smear.
by Googles January 8, 2004
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Seattie

What people call Seattle who are not from Seattle but do so because they think people from Seattle nickname their city Seattie. It's basically a way to not sound like a tourist or someone who just moved to the city, but the person who says it this way ends up sounding like one anyway.
Ya bra I totally am digging the Seattie vibe!
by saucyBdog January 1, 2012
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Seattle Taquito

When one has sex with a women who considers herself a hipster, but also must be hispanic. In order to perform the Seattle Taquito said bitch needs to consume a metric fuckton of laxatives, when the fart box is ready to produce its turd parade you must wrap your member in flatbread so it resembles a non filled taquito. Then, you insert your peeny into her bum bum await the ensuing craptastrophe to fill the flat bread, then pull out and eat it.
Person 1: Dude I was looking through my parents photos in the attic and I saw them performing the Seattle Taquito at Woodstock, shit was crazy, literally.

Person 2: Dude, you're an orphan.
by the tacquistador November 30, 2013
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seattle mudshark

When you find a fish and you try to insert it into a girls pussy. Also, for added authenticity, you may want to try being in Seattle.
"Yo man, my daddy pulled a Seattle Mudshark on my mom last night and now I'm scarred for life."
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"
by Walk the Jewels June 18, 2018
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Scattle

mom can i have the boys over tonight, were having a scattle
by lukejbgaming January 6, 2020
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