sword in the stone

When a fucker (usually a guy) fucks another guy (fuckee) in the ass and the top of his dick comes out his mouth. The fuckee tries to pull at the dick but to little prevail, it just gets harder.

Derivation:
In Greece putting your thumb between your index and your middle finger and making a fist indicates discontent (similar to a middle finger), but symbolizes that man fucking the recipient in the ass. On an average day that would be a small penis, but not when its a sword in the stone!

Jakob was complaining about his throat hurting so i gave him the sword in the stone. That ended that.

or..

Have you seen that video with the horse and that guy?

by Leaman January 6, 2008

Cylindrical love sword

A new lovely way to say penis.

Put your cylindrical love sword in my triangular prism of love.

by Laura Ch. January 13, 2008

sword of a thousand truths

s sword that will cut ur magic spells in half in world of warcraft stan used it to kill the character that had no life in south park the greatest show alive

stan use the sword of a thousand truths against that person who has no life

by robby dale October 11, 2006

Sword Art Online

One of my favorite anime's that ALWAYS gets crapped on by all these dumb hatters who spend their days sitting on couch getting fat and trolling on urban dictionary. *coughs* Anyways, its about a bunch of ppl who get trapped in an mmo vr video game and if you die in the game you die in real life and you have to beat the game to get out alive.

me: i love Sword Art Online
person: omg dude get a life
me: no you, go die in a fricken hole you piece of trash

by Kirito/Asuna January 13, 2020

Double Sided Sword

when you fuck a girl who is a virgin and yet still get a STD

Wow that girl last night was 1 Double Sided Sword

by Marvin Ponchock September 4, 2006

Sword of Solomon

Noun: Sword of legendary proportions. Used by the mightiest mightors to slay the most mighty of mights. Found on Cutlery Corner, sold from someone's basement by a man with a bad accent and matching mustache.

And with this amazing deal, that you will never see ever again, this is crazy, we are going to throw in, at no extra charge, the Sword of Solomon, limited time only!!!

by Anonymous Greg December 25, 2007

Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018