The act of sitting balls naked on the toilet while taking a shit and swigging some fine beer. Designated "Swiss" for the exquisite cocoa products comin' out yer bungbungbung.
GIRL: "Where's Francis? We gotta get to the concert?"
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
GUY: "Bastard's still at home havin' himself a Swiss dunk."
GIRL: "Ewwwwww... what kinda beer does he drink?"
GUY: "A lot of German beers."
GIRL: "That would figure. Now every time I see a German beer, I'm going to think of sloppy, drunk asshole."
by Abdallah Price May 10, 2012
When you spit into your pee stream, whilst standing and taking a piss. Thus creating a tiny spit-gondola carried off by said pee stream.
by Kissin Kousin December 24, 2020
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by Diego Monteblon December 07, 2013
When having sexy time on a sofa bed and the sofa bed rolls back in on itself. Two people are now in a sexy sofa love roll.
by Star Michaels September 09, 2021
A grotesque form of body mutilation in which one party takes sexual advantage of another and proceeds to penetrate all orafaces as possible until there are none left I violated, at which point you proceed to create punctures in the body to penetrate ( most often with a penis ) until the body resembles bloody Swiss cheese.
by MegaSuperKamiGuru December 01, 2017