Morning Suprise

Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.

Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.

by 2BRO2B November 26, 2015

kentucky sunrise

Inserting your morning erection in your partner and urinating.

Sally thought Robert was horny in the morning, but she was surprised awake by the Kentucky sunrise.

by Sir KY December 30, 2015

Mediterranean sunrise

A mixed drink consisting of sun fresh lemonade and long Island premix. Will get you fucked up faster than a house cat on lsd

A must have had me at least 15 Mediterranean sunrises.

by puddinator88 November 21, 2016

Lansing Suprise

When you go to Art Van Furnature and buy a love seat on clearance. That night, you decided to have Indian Food. You think to yourself, "damn... my shit will be runny and hot tonite.#windyshit" Suddenly realizing that perhaps today wasn't the best day to both replace your toilet and get Indian food, you desperately search for a place to shit.

The smell of a brand new, cheaply produced Art Van couch pulled you right in... you took of a coushion and hover over the painful springs

"Ow!" You say "spicy, spicy,spicy," you shout. "Fuck my ass, fuck my ass, the Indians have fucked my ass!" The runny diarrhea comes out of your asshole Ronnie and spicy runny and spicy spicy and runny and seeps into the cracks of the brand new couch. At first, you smell shit, but then, the 24 hour artificial couch with preservative Kickin and it starts to smell like citrus.

The next day, the preservative was wearing off. You went back to Art Van to return the couch but they won't let you because you got it on clearance so you shit on it again and drive through the display window with your 1998 Chevy Silverado and dump the shity couch on a fucked up matress.

"Oh fuck"

"What is it Manager Dave?"

"We've got another Lansing Suprise."

"Oh shit"

by AsherBigCock June 18, 2018

Mud-Suprise

A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat

OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"

by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017

Sticky suprise

When you're taking a poop, but when you go to wipe you clench your butt hole and the toilet paper rips and sticks to your butt.

I'm so unlucky, I just got a sticky suprise while shitting.

by LukeDaFluke March 1, 2017

idaho sunrise

When you black out one night and you

wake up with your shlong still in a girls vagina and it's very pruny

Robby: Bro why are you all sad?
Kyle: I drank to much last night and woke up to a idaho sunrise

by Jayhawk13591 August 14, 2017