Scrumpt

An early version of a sript that resembles one but falls short of being able to be performed.

David: Hey mark.
Mark: Yeah?
David: Do you have a script yet?
Mark: No I'm still working on the scrumpt.

by the derp master September 24, 2019

Scrumpfer

A scruffy and grumpy dog, especially one who takes up maximum room on the bed and then loudly growls when anyone requires that he moves.

Look at Mowgli! That dog is really cute, but he’s a scrumpfer.

by Lkblr March 11, 2020

Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.

Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!

by Monskam22 March 11, 2020

Scrumpling

To sort through a questionable group of items.

I was scrumpling through clothes at Goodwill and found a really cute top!

by Baylor March 20, 2020

Scrumptious

When something looks incredibly tasty or you just want to eat the shit out of it.

Guy 1: Hey, give that back! that looks really Scrumptious.

Guy 2: ... no.

by Red_Lad April 18, 2020

Scrump

The kind of chump that makes exploits for Source games.

"Stop scripting ya fucking scrump!"

by Hawkeren April 30, 2020

Scrumpdate

A specific date/time where a team meets to discuss any updates on the newest sprint team or recent developments.

Hey, Pete is going to join our scrumpdate later today.

by Notactuallyahumanatall May 20, 2020