shrek your livelyhood

To metaphorically thrust your sexual organ into someones anal reigon

Hey man I will shrek your livelyhood if you don’t join the klan

by Roc and Peyton November 7, 2017

Shrek

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.

-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.

by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017

Shrekomon

A Shrek porn that includes lesbian shrek, shrek orgy, and many more.

Blake: Whats your favorite porn category?
Josh: I like Shrekomon
Blake: Whats that?
Josh: Shrek porn
Blake:

by HowAboutLoki May 19, 2018

shreklookinass

someone who resembles and embodies shrek. someone who is amazingly attractive and irristable.

Alex: that girl is so gorgeous

Ava: that shreklookinass

by shreklookinass June 7, 2018

Shrek

A god that must be worshipped.

"The people kneeled there worshipping the Shrek statue."

by Oofer. June 9, 2018

shrekifile

a shrekifile is an individual whom is infatuated with the I C O N I C cultural phenomenon that is shrek.

me: shrekifiles plague society
you: as a DEDICATED shrekifile, i take offense to your blasphemy of my daddy shrek

by theantishrek666 June 28, 2018

Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018