Stoner Status 

1. (n.) The condition a person is in when he/she is stoned

2. (v.) An action someone pulls that relates to something a stoner would do

1. You are stoner status right now

2. You ate the all the food that was supposed to be donated to homeless kids?! That's stoner status!

Stoner Status by Jessica November 23, 2004

Stoner Sauce 

A tasty topping made by combining mayonnaise, ketchup, and barbecue sauce. Tastes good on everything!

"what is that sauce your dipping those fries in? "

"It's Stoner sauce of course!"

Stoner Sauce by KRC123 July 28, 2009

Stoner Candy 

Something really disgusting or some type of candy you find at your local drug store and mix together and eat that taste good only cause your high.

Dude me and william went down to pavilions and jack som air heads twisted that shit up! Was like stoner candy.

Stoner Candy by stoneybalogne January 12, 2011

stoner grilled cheese 

Pretty much the same thing as regular grilled cheese, except you make it in a toaster or microwave instead of the frying pan. It doesn't taste as good as the regular kind, but it gets the job done if you are really high and got a serious case of the munchies, but too lazy to take the time to cook it.

Today I got really high and I was too lazy to cook dinner, so I made a stoner grilled cheese

stoner grilled cheese by After that I said... March 19, 2011

Stoner legs 

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.

John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."

Stoner legs by MR321 March 24, 2012

Stoner Concentration 

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.

Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"

Stoner Concentration by Giacomojones March 8, 2017

Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

Stoner's Bible by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009