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Squirrel doggin’

Fornicating on the dance floor. And no... fingers don’t count.
by Flock yeah July 12, 2018
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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 29, 2014
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Chasing squirrels

The lack or inability to have any attention span whatsoever.
I bet little Billy learned nothing in today's school lesson, boy looked as if he was chasing squirrels the whole time.
by christian luyando March 15, 2019
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squirrel wrangling

The act of dealing with difficult people or handling a lot of things going on at once.

Being in control of a situation, and thinking clearly in sudden, dire situations.

To remain organized and calm in the line of fire.
I was really impressed with the governor's squirrel wrangling at the press conference today.
by squirrlgrrl May 5, 2011
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Slow Squirrel

1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.

2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"

3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle

4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.

E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.

Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award
by CDSRM43 April 8, 2011
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squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.
I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.
by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011
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squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.
If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.
by raytownskater September 29, 2014
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