squirrel-bat 

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.

person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"

squirrel-bat by tacobell263 October 15, 2010

Squirrel'd 

Verb: to squirrel- absolutely decimate someone in either physical or mental skills

Did you see that Brock Lesnar fight? He got squirrel'd

Squirrel'd by Patt Maglia November 28, 2010

Squirrel Face 

When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...

Squirrel Face by Josh Weiss June 17, 2012

squirrel pen 

slang for hospital for people will serious mental illness

"Where's Dave been?" " Oh he's back in the squirrel pen again. He was saying the President got him pregnant." nut house loony bin mental institution mental hospital funny farm madhouse

squirrel pen by Boogieboy September 30, 2015

Squirrel cheese

The yellow center of an acorn

Hey! Look at this squirrel cheese.

Squirrel cheese by Mjkal August 24, 2016

squirrel suit 

a groutfit that is all the same shade of grey

She's wearing all the same shade of grey! What a squirrel suit!

squirrel suit by groutfitmaster December 7, 2016

Squirrel push 

To dig in the anus of your partner with one's finger trying to dig out a piece of poop (similar to a squirrel digging into the ground looking for a nut). After digging out said piece of poop, the poop is then placed into the mouth of the digger to be carried around like a squirrel carrying a nut in it's mouth.

There's a bit of blood on my finger after 'squirrel pushing' her and now I can't get this taste out of my mouth.

Squirrel push by Squirrel Pusher March 2, 2017