snackertunity

when one takes an oppurtunity to obtain a snack

Tony was hungry so he took a snackertunity

by duder1no444 March 6, 2009

Slacker

Someone often absent from contributing to the general good, even given they have a lot of opportunity and talent to do so!
Would rather for instance watch American TV-dramas, color their hair or fiddle with their eyebrows.

Chantal is such a slacker, when was the last time she drew anything?

by bobdole23 September 1, 2014

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by val July 27, 2004

noodle sacker

-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.

That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.

Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."

by Tedrick Consuelos December 2, 2007

dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.

Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"

by the tree dog July 12, 2009

spocker

1. The act of inserting the index plus the middle finger in a woman's vagina while inserting the ring finger and the pinky in her anus.

2. The fourth term in a five term foreplay saying: teaser, pleaser, shocker, spocker, showstopper. usually expressed with hand gestures.

I totally tried to spocker (spock her)last night and I didn't get slapped.

by pdrevenant July 27, 2006

spucker

Male gamer with extremly large man boobs (just as soft as any girls though).

Cool and funny guy.

I got bored so i played with spuckers tits.

by your mom December 15, 2004