Southern sledgehammer

When a tick bites the head of your penis and it swells.

Sorry babe, no sex tonight. I was in the woods today and came home with a southern sledgehammer

by Adenamarie July 25, 2023

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The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021

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Sweet Southern Pickle

When you dip your penis in honey and sprinkle Copenhagen Southern Blend long cut on top, then perform sexual activities involving penetration of the penis.

Guy: “Hot diggity dog, Marsha hasn’t walked the same since I gave her the old Sweet Southern Pickle”

by Jon Sharti March 7, 2022

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jay southern

the name given to people who have a giant peen

big dick jay southern will be here soon

by packman_ November 14, 2022

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Norfuck Southern

The act of running a train on your stepsister with your homies, then ejaculating in her eyes, while she can’t see, throw a bucket of vinyl chloride on her and run away

Sorry dude, I me and the boys gave Katelyn a Norfuck Southern last night, I’m too tired.

by Asshole11 February 22, 2023

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