Snowboarding

Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.

Yo, we should go back to your place and go snowboarding.

by Adanklumpia June 12, 2024

snowboat

When you flex the same thing over and over again

"Yo look at my new watch"
"You've shown me this 3 times, absolute snowboat."

by ib11 June 24, 2024

Snowglobed

The act when you huddle around the first person to fall asleep at a sleepover, and have a group masturbation session. Then all ejaculating on their face leaving it to dry.

You know John, he fell asleep first. We totally snowglobed his ass.

by skibiditicklemonster January 23, 2025

Snowplow

A sexual act where a supportive partner kneels behind a person equipt with a penis, rolling them into the yoga position called the "plow". Followed by, the supportive friend lending a helping hand with a reach around (or for added fun, go between the legs, and drive that stick shift) until it snows on the plows windshield. Bonus points for sticking out the tounge to simulate catching falling snowflakes.

"She enjoyed getting him as hard as a rock, then finished him off with a quick snowplow. After getting splattered across his face, he joked that they must have already salted the roads."

by Snow buddy June 19, 2025

Snowboo Thang

A term of endearment used by men having relations with Snowbunnies but haven't made it official yet.

"I'm not sure how long this will last, but she's my Snowboo Thang for now."
"She's my little Snowboo Thang."
"You see my little Snowboo Thang over there?"

by IMassTerBaitDaily July 31, 2025

SnowBro

One who is just such an epic snowboarder that they have achieved the highest status possible “SnowBro”

That guys solicitor a good snowboarder everyone saying he’s a SnowBro

by Harry3Berry January 13, 2026

kitten snowboard

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010