Have a head on my shoulders

You have a head on your shoulders if you don't do anything stupid.

Cop: The other rooms are dirty, but your is ok.
Girl: I have a head on my shoulders.
Cop: I can see that.

by FerryCZ December 15, 2009

chode-shoulder

giving someone the "cold shoulder" but only for short &+ fat people :D

out with the hiney in with the chodey (chode-shoulder), you wouldnt get it

by sloth :) August 19, 2009

Shoulder Lean

lean ur shoulders from side to side when dancing b/c ur too pussy to shake that ass

i Shoulder Lean in my moms car b/c im sitting down in i can't dance

by tits in cocks July 30, 2008

head and shoulders

To have ones head so far up their anus, you can only see from the shoulders down.

When my girlfriend is being intentionally difficult, I roll my eyes and exclaim to my friends: She is being head and shoulders today!

by Andrew Gulak July 3, 2005

chip on my shoulder

RFID(Remote Frequency Identification) is here. Approved for human use by the FDA in 2004, it's now a popular way for authorities (big brother government) to monitor its citizens.

Some religious beliefs relate this form of RFID usage to the 'mark of the beast' - as mentioned in the bible's book of revelations.

Likewise, many non-religious concerned citizens protest and detest the use of RFID on human beings.

However, marketing techniques overpower word of mouth, and therefore many people see this extent of governmental control as harmful and painless.

Having a chip on your shoulder/arm implies you are being controlled/monitored/hunted by the powers that be.

Do they really need to know where you and I eat/sleep/fornicate/poop?

I aint getting no chip on my shoulder!

Don't let them put a chip in your shoulder either!

by m7 October 16, 2007

Over the shoulder boulder holder

An item similar to a woman's bra.

Geez, why isn't that woman wearing an "over the shoulder boulder holder?"

by timduncan December 7, 2003

Chip on his Shoulder

Comes from when people spent more time around animals specifically horses. It refers to when someone refuses to do what they are told because the person in charge is incompetent.

A horse was refusing to do what it was told so a veterinarian was called in. The veterinarian examined the horse and noticed a chip of flesh was removed from the front shoulder of the animals leg (chip on his shoulder). As it turned out when the owner was drunk he walked the horse into the side of the barn door. Now the horse refuses to obey.

by fudmitri November 24, 2011