Dirty sponge

A term used on online video games to describe someone who lags and as a result, takes less damage from bullets and does not die easily.

Faith:"Damn! That merkent is a dirty sponge. He just won't die!"
Nyu:"fo real cuz"

by STARTING TO OWN December 15, 2009

SpongeBob SquarePants

Shortened to SBSP, or SB, is a kid's cartoon. To me, it isn't hilarious at all, but hell, it's aimed at children under thirteen years old.

SpongeBob SquarePants is okay.

by MisaTange July 6, 2009

Slinger

Somebody who slings (sells) something, like drugs for instance. Also known as a slanger.

Homie: You the one slingin'?

Slinger: I'm on the way up with regular clients like you dawg!

by Dope Slanger December 1, 2006

sponge monkey

Singing roadkill-like creatures with eyes that fluctuate in size constantly and the mouths of humans. Sponge monkies try to convince people to eat from Quizno's.

"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"-singing sponge monkey

by dpo June 21, 2004

slong

big penis

whoa what a massive slong

by mikesanusi January 23, 2009

Bubba the love sponge

Fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the Iron Sheik a "jobber". Sucks Howard Stern & Hulk Hogan's cock, as he doesn't have any natural talent, to ride alone. Also known as Blubber The Fat Fuck!

Bubba the love sponge is a fat fucking mark!

by Blubber the fat fuck August 4, 2007

*Spongebob Narrator Voice*

The monotone voice of the narrator in the show Spongebob Squarepants

(When time is passing slowly) *Spongebob Narrator Voice* "3 hours later"

by Free Amerika April 6, 2015