sloppy pippin

Sticky mess created by the inability to supress an ultra violent orgasm

When you go for the Jersey turnpike, and she closes the entrance ramp, resulting in a dirty sanchez, and maybe a pearl necklace(optional) thus creating a Sloppy Pippin

by Evilelf March 27, 2004

Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.

"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

Sloppy Biffle

The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."

My girlfriend refused anal, so I gave her a well deserved Sloppy Biffle.

by passion partier April 19, 2009

slippery simone

A person who is a schemer and scammer.

Joe pulled a slippery simone and stole my cigarettes

by MoneyMan2009 March 9, 2009

[Sloppy Conrad]

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area

Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 6, 2009

slippery otter pocket

wet vagina

let me in your slippery otter pocket

by terryhilucx February 24, 2010

Slippery Dottie

When you get in the shower to wash yourself and you have to take a shit and when you go to sit on the seat your cheeks start sliding.

Man i hate getting a slippery dottie now i will have mud butt.`

by yankking November 21, 2009