by sorrysimael May 23, 2022
Get the simael mug.This man is the sexiest, hottest, most attractive man to live and will pull any mad chick he wants with his big black cock.
by Cocksukcer June 7, 2022
Get the Samrath Laroiya mug.Related Words
simran
• simrah
• Simrat
• Simra
• simranjeet
• Simrail
• simranized
• simranjot
• Simracer's Gooch
• simrana
by kinchen23 August 10, 2022
Get the Sibrats mug.Sima Aunty is a matchmaker in Mumbai, India. She acted in Netflix's Indian Matchmaking show.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
- She often expresses her opinions that some matches would not work.
- She states that 100 percent of anything can be found in your partner of what you expect. "Only 60-70%" is in her words, what you can get in your partner.
- She infamously uses the suffix "from Mumbai" everywhere she introduces herself. So, the audience satirically uses the "from Mumbai" suffix as such whenever they refer to her.
Friend: OMG! Nick Jonas and Priyanka are a perfect match.
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
Me: Ofcourse they are, but Sima Aunty from Mumbai would say they are not a good match because of age difference.
Friend: Imagine you get to meet Sima from Mumbai, how would you greet her?
Me: I would bend only 60-70% to touch the feet, not 100%.
Friend: and when she would say "I am Sima, from Mumbai", how would you react?
Me: I would say "I am Hemish, from Earth."
by he.mi.sh October 17, 2022
Get the Sima Aunty from Mumbai mug.two bad bitches ! with lit pussy ! have a humor of a horse ! will laugh at literally anything ! hates men ! (and haroon) (we are not gay) super duper sexy
A: Hey have you seen samra and andrea?
B: Oh yeah the two bad bitches theyre so hot my six inch dick becomes twelve inch
B: Oh yeah the two bad bitches theyre so hot my six inch dick becomes twelve inch
by gabe itch 2412 October 26, 2022
Get the samra and andrea mug.Girl 1: Omg simari is so pretty.
Boy 1: Gyatt!.
Girl 2: what do y'all see in her
Boy 1 & Girl 1: She's pretty nd chill we fw her.
Boy 1: Gyatt!.
Girl 2: what do y'all see in her
Boy 1 & Girl 1: She's pretty nd chill we fw her.
by yougetnobitchs. September 18, 2022
Get the Simari mug.