1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.
2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
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2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.
Example:
Bro 1: "My knees hurt."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"
Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."
Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."
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when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her.
when you got her, she'll love you like no other, she'll make sure you know it.she respects her man, aint no one gonna talk shit about him without getting killed. let her know you love her, never let her go, if you do you'll never move on or get over her.
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a girl who is down to earth and will be there for someone no matter what. she waits for what and who is right in life. she has been hurt by many where it has become a cycle. she's not secure with the people that are in her life because she feels as if they will always leave her. she should be given a chance by the one she loves most
Simona Kleiman is always put behind people that hurt others where she can be the one who makes everything better
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