screwnicorn

When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

i wish I had a screwnicorn

by ryan P December 15, 2003

Shrewsbury High

A drug ridden hellhole of a school. full of slut buckets saying "cool story bro" and drug addled homosexuals, this includes cheerleaders who are pregnant or may become pregnant and where "wicked" is still used as a adjective. You would have a better time cutting off, cooking and eating your own dick then visiting this spunk covered school.

Tommy: You wanna a quick and wicked fucking in the back of my car? It is parked in the shrewsbury high parking lot!

Amanda: Cool story bro, needs more goats!

by Mattj120 March 25, 2012

american screwdriver

A hammer. With which to hit something.

"Hit it with an american screwdriver"

by Angus McMurtrie April 22, 2006

Shrewsbury

A small village that regularly floods and is located in Shropshire, too close really to Wolverhampton for most people's liking. The town is also nicknamed "Salop", however none of the locals seem to know why. Many refer to it as "The Shire".

Shrewsbury repeatadly floods every day, and the football team have recently re-trained themselves to become water polo players.

by Jonny Winter January 23, 2007

compaq screw

What Carly Fiorina did to HP. When a company pays top dollar for a failing business, that only weighs down the company and ultimately causes it to collapse.

"When our company merges with the Smith's company - I hope we don't get the old Compaq screw."

by rebel4ever February 16, 2005

screw head

some one who listens to screwed and chopped music a type of music originating from houston texas

that boy a screw head all he listen to is screwed music

by screwed and chopped September 19, 2009

Screw

A type of music that is at a half speed.
It is mainstream popular in southern states, and disliked by many.

Why is that music slow, baby?

It's called screw, Grandma.

by Maurice July 2, 2003