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shank

anything you can stab someone with
potential shanks include but are not limited to:
a pen
an earring
a microphone
celery
paperclip
candy can (AS SEEN IN BLACK CHRISTMAS)
if you have really sharp toenails, even your toes may be used as shanks
i fuckin shanked that bitch with my penis

BILLYYY SHANKED THE GUARD WITH A CANDYCANE

bitch back off, i gotta stick and i aint afraid to shank your ass.
by know January 7, 2007
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shankadoodle

The customary (Dutch) expression of gratitude for good dick.
Yar, Hans garv me a gud rorgering. Shankadoodle.
by moolz January 20, 2005
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shankaran

Bringer of joy and happiness. someone who makes you smile just being there and always has the love of everyone. Don't get the great one mad though. A good and beautiful soul no matter what others say about him.
I love being around him, he must be shankaran.
by Sinkam January 4, 2018
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gank shank

The phrase describes anything that is either broken or fucked up.

(FYI: both words rhyme with "bank")
This fucking rod is gank shanked, it won't fit into the hole anymore.

Alison got gank shanked at the party last night.
by Brizzo55 May 27, 2006
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hobo shank

Its an action you participate in by using your thumb as a stabbing devise into another living being body.
A hobo is too broke to afford a real knife so they use there god given tool of torment,there own thumb.

life situation,

You:lalala wow today is really looking to be a good day.

Hobo/random person:-BAM- *sticks thumb in your side with pleasure*

You:What the fuck! Im gona get you back!*hobo shanks back*

Spectator:wow they look silly....
by Dylan_nondimalishing December 29, 2007
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Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.
by clamshanker April 4, 2010
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shank

shank means one of many different things

1. A small short almost dagger like knife but a little longer

2.To pull someone's pants down or too "pants"

3.To mug someone and steal something from them
1. Dude i'm going camping this weekend. Can you help me find my shank i use it to stab bears with.

2.He was SO drunk at the party that i shanked him and he didn't realize we could all see his ducky boxers.

3.Don't go to the city! Do you know how many people get shanked up there? That's like 300 wallets a day.
by namixas11 June 4, 2010
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