shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

Shlong

A big ass dick that jus hang low

Damn daddy u got that shlong

by Loniiie October 25, 2020

Shlong

big penis

Jesser has a big shlong

by sparecoochie123 October 29, 2020

Shlong

A big penis. Like very big. The biggest...

"Ay Man! Teriq, come look at this niggas FAT SHLONG!"
"..Bro, you ain't cappin."

by MeatSackAttack November 2, 2020

shlongadongesrex

Mans male member.

“ You have a fine Shlongadongesrex Good Sir“

by The Shlongster November 5, 2020

Shlong

A word used in the shlong fest

1: wow look at your shlong
2: omg your shlong is so big!

by Shlong_big_69 November 29, 2020

shlong

A long FAT sexy dick that people go cray cray over, very fat and long.

Evie: "WOAH did you his FAT SHLONG?"

Ella: "Yeah! I did omg!"

by fatdogshit November 29, 2020